I want to start this post by saying, I have never up to this point liked Britney Spears.
With that being said I can't get through the new album without getting a big ass smile on my face. This is mainly do to the fact that im not only listening to a Britney Spears album but i actually like it. Which i can accept but for some reason i feel the need to defend the fact that i really like the album. i'll quote my friend pat "Just cause I like it doesn't make it good"...hahaha. That about sums it up. The truth is its not all that hard to swallow for 2 reasons.
1)i have a soft spots for walking messes.(Courtney Love, Lohan post-disney pre rehab, Amy Winehouse, Tara Reid , Winona Ryder) I mean the girl can't sing for shit, the only live performance shes done this far was so half ass she seemed half asleep, and finally did enough shit to get rid of the kids she seemed to not really want. She's basically a coked up whore and yet she still gets paid and still manages to have a hit record....i mean how can i not respect that just a litte?
2)i've always been a sucker for the underdog.
In all seriousness its just pop music. So why all the shame i'm feeling? haha. Besides i have a long history with cheesy pop bitches who cant really sing for shit but i love anyways. I'll leave you with a little Mp3 timeline of my favorite shall we say...vocally challenged icons and put my self on blast one more time
....If she tours i am seriously gonna go. Partly cause i like the album and partly cause i wanna see what that mess is gonna try and pull off half drunk. God sometimes i even shock myself?
Downloads:
Radar-Britney Spears...take note ladies, if you can't sing just synth out your voice till it gives it a "futuristic" sound. Dance artists have been doing it for years.
Cassie-Miss your touch...i have no idea why i enjoy her so much but i seriously do.
Dannii Minogue-Baby Love...ok so maybe shes not completly talentless, but i just love this song
Janet Jackson-When i think of you....yeah yeah yeah, she may not be talentless either but she treads close
Lisa Lisa and the cult jam-I wonder if i take you home....even though her voice is annoying i am still drawn to any dancefloor that will spin this record
France Joli-Come to me...i love how she tries to hit the high notes despite that fact that she clearly doesnt have the vocal capacity
Diana Ross-Love Hangover...dont get me wrong i love this bitch but a talented singer she is not
